misfortune junkie
ladies often ask me... what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?
well, maybe not in those exact words, but it's very similar.
what they actually say is...
what the heck are you doing in a women's bathroom?
usually i act like i lost a contact and walk around grabbing at stuff, but this one particular day, i was just taken aback by this lady's beauty. i am not sure if it was my over-pressured bladder that was screaming for relief, or if it was the deem lighting and soft velvet couch in the lady's room, but i really fell for her. literally. after she kicked in the groin area. anyway, my point is that men should not go into women's bathroom to meet women. that is my point. i know the ratio is pretty dang good in there, and it seems like a good place to approach a woman especially because they don't have anywhere to escape. but i promise you, it is not. i repeat, not a good place to meet women...
well, maybe not in those exact words, but it's very similar.
what they actually say is...
what the heck are you doing in a women's bathroom?
usually i act like i lost a contact and walk around grabbing at stuff, but this one particular day, i was just taken aback by this lady's beauty. i am not sure if it was my over-pressured bladder that was screaming for relief, or if it was the deem lighting and soft velvet couch in the lady's room, but i really fell for her. literally. after she kicked in the groin area. anyway, my point is that men should not go into women's bathroom to meet women. that is my point. i know the ratio is pretty dang good in there, and it seems like a good place to approach a woman especially because they don't have anywhere to escape. but i promise you, it is not. i repeat, not a good place to meet women...
posted by larrykim | 2:37 PM
3 Comments:
You are one wise ol' sage, no?
And now a joke:
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Nigel?!?"
Ha. Ha. Ha. That never fails.
wait, did any of these comments have anything do with my blog entry... i feel cheated.
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