my bumper sticker

so, i have this bumper sticker that says "i hate white people". i thought it would be funny to have a bumper sticker with such character, but after two bullet holes in my luxury imported SUV, i have decided... maybe... just maybe... it wasn't as funny to other people as it is to me... oh well... by the way, i love white people... really...

it really reminds me of the time that i almost got fired. i had an office mate that enjoyed eating chinese take out. he ate that just about every day. anyway, one of my co-workers (with no sense of humor if you ask me) comes into my office and says... hmmm... curtis (my office mate) must be here because it smells like chinese... to which i quickly replied... that is funny, because it smells like white people in here to me....

anyway, so goes my life... people have no sense of humor...