weakness of mine

one of my biggest weakness is my inability to say no. i guess the problem is that i don't like it when people say no to me, so i feel awfully guilty when i say no. i am really afraid that i am hurting someone's feelings by saying no. i call it the can't-say-no syndrome.

i don't go to any fast food restaurants anymore because every time i go to mcdonalds, i come home with one hamburger and twenty french fries, all supersized. i am positive the reason they ask "would you like some fries with that?" is for people like me.

so, anyway, to help me with this problem i have developed a new product. It's called "no machine". it says no's for you. you just press the button and it will say "NO!" so, i have been using this "no machine" for a while now, then i ran into these parents in the blog world. they say that their daughters are... umm, how should i say this... well, not very up-tight, if you know what i mean. anyway, so, i told them maybe i could help them. first, i asked for their daughters' names and their numbers, and i dated them for a while (just kidding). well, anyway, i thought maybe what they were having problems with is just saying no. so, i figure if they have my "no machine", then they may never have to say no again because my "no-machine" will do it for them.

well, anyway, three law suits later, i am thinking maybe it wasn't such a great idea after all. but, i had another idea. what about i-can't-say-no anonymous group. where people who are afflicted with this mental disorder can come together and support each other. but then my friend, kevin, pointed out... "dude, we have enough problem with girls saying no already". i guess he is right....