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i am an addict of laughter and also sadness. i guess basically i am very confused...

Sunday, August 22, 2004

egomaniacal me

it has come to my attention recently, and unexpectly, that there are some people out there in this world that actually do not like me. i find this hard to believe, i mean, how can anyone not like me. what is there not to love? of course, i could just ignore this person, assume that this is an anomaly, and assume that it probably will never happen again. but as you know, i have hard time letting things go and my mom will be the first to point that out. apparently, right after my birth, i attempted to go back into her womb, and there was a quite a bit of struggle. of course, the blunt of the trauma was on my mother's side, but hey, i don't remember, allright?!!

so, i have decided to analyze this. what possible reason could this person have to dislike me? is it my fragile yet gigantic ego? but, women love men with ego. that has been proven over and over again. could it be that i am not romantic? that can not be, for i have given many women some fine loving, and at times they have even given me discounts. could it be because i do not regularly bathe? but, women love rugged men. that is why i use my old spice cologne. so, what could possibly be the problem? i think it is clear that this woman must be a lesbian or crazy.

so, i walked over to my wife and i said, "you must be a lesbian or crazy". well, after the emergency room visit, i am resting comfortably in my bed with enough pain killer to down an elephant in heat. anyway, now that i think about it, i am not even married, and i don't have a wife... oh well, more pain killer for me...

7 Comments:

Blogger wobbeegone said...

You're very silly.
Silly is very in right now, so at least you're fashionable. Or maybe it's sarcasam that's in, either of which I belive you're covered. I'm not sure since we don't get too much sarcasm down here in Southern Florida.
I don't know what's not to love.
I love you already and I don't even know you!

August 22, 2004 at 8:06 PM  
Blogger Ashley said...

Larry, I've decided that it was time for me to comment on your blog since you've been so kind as to visit my blog and the blogs of my good friends Jess and Mari. You have brought joy into our short blogging lives. Well, I should perhaps amend that and say you have brought joy into my blogging life. You have brought frustration into Jess' life, which I love to hear about, because there is little more I love more than I love to hear a mad Jess. It is such a joy.

I for one don't hate you. Jess kind of does. Jess is not better than you. But Mari is, but this is because Mari is better than everyone.

As to why women love your or don't love you, I would have to say that ego is rarely attractive, and even if it is for a brief moment in time, it's attraction fades quickly. I won't be cliche and say "be yourself." But I WILL quote the infinately wise marathon olympic commentators... "The road to sucess is always under construction." I promise. That was uttered on national television. I hung my head in shame.

On that note, don't let the (wo)man get you down

August 23, 2004 at 12:03 AM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Larry,
You know I'm on your side! You are going to make some woman
very happy. You already do! These women don't come on here
because they don't like you; aren't interested. Believe me
sir, there is a reason! Hope you're doing good! Me, I'm
taking care of business and just being silly!

August 23, 2004 at 8:13 AM  
Blogger Star*Girl said...

Ah Larry! Who could hate you?! No really? Who? We'll kick their asses just tell us! Just give us the word. Oh by the way this is Marianna and the we I speak of is Me and Marsha yeah we took it upon ourselves to be your new entourage hope you don't mind.

August 23, 2004 at 12:26 PM  
Blogger Star*Girl said...

Ah Larry! Who could hate you?! No really? Who? We'll kick their asses just tell us! Just give us the word. Oh by the way this is Marianna and the we I speak of is Me and Marsha yeah we took it upon ourselves to be your new entourage hope you don't mind.

August 23, 2004 at 12:32 PM  
Blogger wobbeegone said...

Evidently blogging technology still eludes me and my cohort cause everytime we post here it sticks it to you twice.

August 23, 2004 at 12:41 PM  
Blogger wobbeegone said...

Ok, so I updated my empty and boring profile with useless and boring info and changed blog addresses. If you are interested that is.
http://whereveryoublog.blogspot.com/

August 24, 2004 at 9:18 PM  

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