girl scout cookies
i love girl scout cookies... i just love girl scout cookies, and i don't care who knows it. i would even go so far as to say that i even thought about kidnapping a girl scout so that i can have girl scout cookies all the time... espeically samoas...yum... and then i found out that girl scouts actually do not make these delicious treats, but rather, they get it from some cookie company somewhere. so, i decided at that point that i should not kidnap a girl scout. which by the way is a good thing, because as you may or may not know, kidnapping is a bad thing and are frowned upon in many states (even if it is just for the cookies).
i have eaten a box per day for last five days. my supply is getting low at this point and in about two weeks, i will be completely out of them, but for now... man, life is good...
i am actually surprised that there aren't many instances of girl scouts getting mugged though. i mean, they mug dominos delivery person, and my thinking is that it's not just for cash. i think it's mainly for the pizza. but i would hate to mug a dominos dude and get like four pizzas with anchovies or something. but hey, it's the risk you take when you mug someone.
so why not a girl scout? they are carrying lots of cookies and they probably are carrying some cash too. i guess there are some unwritten rules about mugging that i probably don't know about... i really should check into that... i hate to commit mugger's taboo, and be hated by every mugger in town... cuz i really am a people person, and i want to be liked by everyone...really...
i have eaten a box per day for last five days. my supply is getting low at this point and in about two weeks, i will be completely out of them, but for now... man, life is good...
i am actually surprised that there aren't many instances of girl scouts getting mugged though. i mean, they mug dominos delivery person, and my thinking is that it's not just for cash. i think it's mainly for the pizza. but i would hate to mug a dominos dude and get like four pizzas with anchovies or something. but hey, it's the risk you take when you mug someone.
so why not a girl scout? they are carrying lots of cookies and they probably are carrying some cash too. i guess there are some unwritten rules about mugging that i probably don't know about... i really should check into that... i hate to commit mugger's taboo, and be hated by every mugger in town... cuz i really am a people person, and i want to be liked by everyone...really...
posted by larrykim | 12:30 PM
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I love that part in the Aadams Family movie where Pugsley and Wednesday Aadams are having a lemonade sale and the little blonde twit girl comes up to the stand dressed in her girl scout uniform and asks Wednesday if the lemonade is made with real lemons and I don't remember what she says but she asks the girl if her Girl Scout cookies are made with real Girl Scouts.
I'm jealous, I don't ever get to buy girl scout cookies no girl scouts ever come to my door. No one apparently would like to save my soul either because we don't get Jehovah's witnesses either we are only lucky enough to get annoying kids without cookies who want to shovel our driveway for $20. $20 bucks what ever happened to $5!!!! $20 that's a whole lotta cookies right?! How many boxes of Girl scout cookies could I get for $20.
by the way I'm still working on that screen play. Almost done actually and then I'll have some feedback its been slow going for me due to moronic neighbors without mufflers and things of that sort but I'd rather not get into it again cause I'll just get all riled up and all that craziness. but it just really makes me what to go sugar the gas tank so that blessed monster will just be done for for good muffler or no muffler!!!! These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!
ok ...I think I feel a little better now...
yup, a lot people think that girl scouts cookies are made of or by real girl scouts... hehe
these pretzels are making me thirsty... ha! i love seinfeld references...
I hear ya on the cookie addiction. I don't have girl scout cookies, but three, count them: three, tubs of pilsbury chocolate chip cookie dough in my refrigerator. They don't have pre-made dough over here so I import it everytime I go home. Gotta have me some cookies...
pillsbury dough boy always make me giggle... hehehe
well, cookies are good for you, so eat up!
Hi, Larry!
By the time you finish eating your GS cookies, I will just be getting my GS Thin Mints! Awww! I'll save you a few and if you ever come to our cafes in Bloomington town to play, I'll bring you some by. :) Of course, by the time you get here...they may be a little old, so I guess I'll have to make you some cookies by Suzanne and then I'll pack you a tin to take back to Alabamy from your Suzanna Mammy. Ha! Deal???
Hey, by the way, know what we did
yesterday? After church, we came home and had yummy homemade deli sandwiches and fried chicken and turned on Larry Kim's famous cd for background music. WOW! Now, that's the life! :) You people just have no idea.....!!! Ahhh!
mandy, thanks for the comment. i love it when people tell me i make them laugh :-)
suzanne, well, thank you for listening to my music. if i ever get around to making a new cd, you will be the first to get one...
You have your cookies already!! I have been waiting for what seems like weeks. I even went as far as to order from 3 girlscouts to hedge my bets, and to keep myself from gobbling them all up in one night!
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