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i am an addict of laughter and also sadness. i guess basically i am very confused...

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

my funny valentine

okay, i know i said i wasn't going to post another blog this week, but i called in sick today and i was bored...

so, valentine's day is fast upon us. i can't wait. why you ask? well, as you know i don't have a girlfriend, but that has never stopped me from enjoying valentine's day.

here are some of my favorite things to do on valentine's day...

1) send out a single stem rose to random women and write... from someone who is always watching you.

2) make a reservation at a nice restaurant and listen in on couple's conversations and make comments.... like if a guy says "i love you", you say ... "girlfriend, he does not mean that. i promise you he says that to all the girls" before the girl has a chance to say anything.

3) and my ultimate favorite valentine's day thing to do is to dress up in a cupid outfit carrying a small tape player asking... did someone send for a stripper-gram?

i love valentine's day... and valentine's day loves me.

i figure, hey, if i am gonna feel miserable, why not make others miserable too...


Blogger Priya said...

I like the stripper-gram idea. Must try that this year.

February 8, 2005 at 12:53 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

tell me where, i wanna see this.. hahaha

February 8, 2005 at 6:28 PM  
Blogger Arianna said...

so totally agreeing on making others miserable good call... but you never know who you might meat by accident i guess kinda like we sorta have met... but yeah keep it coming....

February 8, 2005 at 9:56 PM  
Blogger wobbeegone said...

It's high time we get you hooked up with somebody.
Throw out those blow up dolls and get you a real one.
Not one you pay for but one who will like even if you have no money.
Someone who appreciates your cynicism and laughs at you in spite of yourself.
Someone who wont mind if you stare at her chest the entire time she's talking.
I'm not sure how we're going to market you but I'm positive their is someone out there for you.

February 8, 2005 at 10:39 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

ariana, thanks for the comment... you are so sweet...

marsha, you are so mean... ha! i don't need anyone... i am fine by myself. all i need is my remote control... that is all i need.

February 9, 2005 at 11:06 AM  
Blogger wobbeegone said...

Tis the season.

Oh stop you know I love you.

February 9, 2005 at 8:27 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

I totally agree marsha. Just go up to whatever girl interests you the most and ask her out, straight out.

Your insightful and funny, Larry. A lot of girls look for that in a guy and you're a natural. XOXO

February 13, 2005 at 1:19 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

straight up? hmmm... i don't know about that.

thanks for the comment though, jenny. very helpful... especially cuz i was feeling a bit down lately. encouraging words are always welcome at my blog...

did you hear that, marsha? ha!

February 13, 2005 at 5:25 PM  
Blogger Heidi said...

Ha! So YOU were the one that came to my door in the cupid outfit!!!!

Quick Valentine's Story

Got flowers from Rich. Thought it was my ex. Left 3 lovey dovey messages and a "remember the time we did this and that" email. Never got a call back. Went to gym. Found out it was from Rich.........some dude at the gym who is 10 yrs younger than me.

February 28, 2005 at 1:49 AM  

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