sex survey

so, i took this survey. i don't know why... i guess i just can't say no to anything. anyway, it was a survey about human behavior. to be more specific... it had to do with human sexual behavior, which i did not realize until the end... anyway, here were some questions and my answers...

Question: what is off limits for you in the bedroom?
My Answer: my wallet...

Question: what is your favorite thing to do in the bedroom?
My Answer: sleep...

Question: how do you feel about oral?
My Answer: I think flossing is very important.

Question: what non-sexual activity really turns you on?
My Answer: picking a ripe melon at a produce...

Question: what turns you off?
My Answer: grandma cooking spagetti sauce nakkid. wait... i take that back... nothing.

Question: what advice do you have for opposite sex?
My Answer: for once, please, please, say... yes!