beeedness man

well, it's been two months since i took it over, and they are loving my service.
only thing is ... i am losing money... to keep the customers happy i brought the coffee price down from $2 a week to $1 a week. i have also purchases a bottled water dispenser with heat and cool so that we can get hot or cold water at any time. i also purchased a new coffee machine, thermos, and a rack to put our supplies in. i think i may have gone overboard.
one thing about this business is that i end up with lots of one dollar bills. i went out to eat and i had a pocket full of dollar bills, so i figured, hey, why don't i go ahead and use all these dollar bills and get rid of them. anyway, so i ended up leaving forty one dollar bills on the table. it ended up being a pretty sizable stack of money. man, i felt like a drug dealer or something... anyway, so the waitress looks at me and goes "what happened? did you get kicked out of a strip joint?" .... doh
4 Comments:
Ha ha sucker! $41 eh? Pretty fancy. :)
so, you embezzled? Nice. ;)
jessica, are you calling me a fancy boy? ha!
peter, embezzle, that sounds so... magical. ha! no, i didn't embezzle, honest. i am an honest beediness man, my worldcom days are behind me...
just me, well, frankly, i am too tired... i give up... really...
run with the hunted, i am all about capitalism. just name your price and it's yours. ;-)
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