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i am an addict of laughter and also sadness. i guess basically i am very confused...

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

beeedness man

i am an entrepreneur, no doubt about it. so, when the guy that used to run the office coffee fund left for another job. i took over. he left me with $140 and a dirty coffee maker. my plan was to turn this business completely around. it was no longer going to be office coffee fund, but rather, crazy larry's coffee vending services. needless to say, there were some objections and no one liked my hostile takeover strategy. but, i knew it was for the best.

well, it's been two months since i took it over, and they are loving my service.

only thing is ... i am losing money... to keep the customers happy i brought the coffee price down from $2 a week to $1 a week. i have also purchases a bottled water dispenser with heat and cool so that we can get hot or cold water at any time. i also purchased a new coffee machine, thermos, and a rack to put our supplies in. i think i may have gone overboard.

one thing about this business is that i end up with lots of one dollar bills. i went out to eat and i had a pocket full of dollar bills, so i figured, hey, why don't i go ahead and use all these dollar bills and get rid of them. anyway, so i ended up leaving forty one dollar bills on the table. it ended up being a pretty sizable stack of money. man, i felt like a drug dealer or something... anyway, so the waitress looks at me and goes "what happened? did you get kicked out of a strip joint?" .... doh


Blogger Jessica said...

Ha ha sucker! $41 eh? Pretty fancy. :)

March 1, 2005 at 8:53 PM  
Blogger p.p. said...

so, you embezzled? Nice. ;)

March 1, 2005 at 10:13 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

jessica, are you calling me a fancy boy? ha!

peter, embezzle, that sounds so... magical. ha! no, i didn't embezzle, honest. i am an honest beediness man, my worldcom days are behind me...

March 1, 2005 at 10:25 PM  
Blogger JustMe said...

"Never give in! Never give in! Never, never, never. Never -- in anything great or small, large or petty -- never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense."

March 2, 2005 at 8:54 AM  
Blogger Run With the Hunted said...

I like how you have embraced this capitalism thing. :)

March 2, 2005 at 10:38 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

just me, well, frankly, i am too tired... i give up... really...

run with the hunted, i am all about capitalism. just name your price and it's yours. ;-)

March 2, 2005 at 5:03 PM  

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