excuse me...

so, i was down at nancy's office last friday, and she goes... larry, i want to show you something... needless to say, i was a bit excited to hear her say that, but it turns out that she wanted me to look at a wedding dress that she was looking at on line. i looked at her for a minute and asked... i think you must have me mistaken for a gay guy that cares...

sure, i like broadway shows. yes, i wear trendy clothes. okay, so i am skinny and tend to vaccum a lot. but, does that make me gay? maybe it does... i guess other than the fact that i am attracted to women, i am pretty much gay... oh well...

do you think it would be rather strange for me to say "i love you" instead of "goodbye"?

i have already tried this on jesse, and her reply was... you liar.

i tried it on rachel and her reply was... i love you too. which really surprised me, but it was really nice. it gave me a warm fuzzy even though i know she doesn't care about me at all. from now on, instead of saying "good bye", i am just going to give everyone a big hug and tell them "i love you"