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Sunday, March 06, 2005

the curse of being a hottie

you know, it is really tough being a good looking guy. all these girls keep refusing to go out with me just because they are so afraid that i would break their hearts. i mean it is so obvious what's going on. why else would they refuse to go out with me?

they are also sooooo afraid to look like a slut in front of their friends, they would rather avoid me than to confront their real attractions. it's a real curse, i tell you. i live in hell for my good looks.

also, it doesn't help the fact that i have such a great charming personality. girls do not have a chance, and they know that. so, they just ignore me. what can i say... it's tough being such a hottie...

for others like me who are dealing with this curse, please read my new book "living in a fantasy". it should help you deal with these issues...

i am too sexy for my book...

10 Comments:

Blogger Jessica said...

ah ha ha.

I met this man on the beach who claimed he has a quasi-celebrity model in the Arab world. Sure he was good looking so perhaps it was true. He said he has the same problem as you and that sometimes he just wishes he was a fat man. I felt so bad for him that I let him buy me a milkshake.

March 6, 2005 at 10:15 AM  
Blogger p.p. said...

I totally know what you mean; I sufer from the same curse. I, however, have come to realization that there is nothing I can do about it. One day at a time, is my slogan.

Jessica, Milkshake? Like the song?

March 6, 2005 at 2:43 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

jessica and peter, it is really difficult to live with this curse, but luckily when you meet others who understand this, it gives me hope that some day, we can all sing together in peace and harmony. hotties and non-hotties... hahaha

March 6, 2005 at 4:48 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Who you calling a non-hottie??

No, Peter, like the deliciously high calorie beverage. Mmm.

Damn right, it's better than yours.

March 6, 2005 at 5:15 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

jessica, i was calling peter a non-hottie... ha

March 6, 2005 at 8:33 PM  
Blogger JustMe said...

At this point, take advantage for EVERYTHING and EVERYONE you can.... hell... you've worked hard being such a swell guy....

March 7, 2005 at 11:58 AM  
Blogger JustMe said...

on second thought.... Dude, you are Hopeless !!!

March 7, 2005 at 11:58 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

that is about the most insightful thing anyone has ever said to me... i am truly ... hopeless... that is so... me!

March 7, 2005 at 7:32 PM  
Blogger JustMe said...

The master in the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his information and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence at whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he's always doing both.

March 8, 2005 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger JustMe said...

Hey tell Pete that GQ called

March 8, 2005 at 11:07 AM  

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