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Thursday, September 21, 2006

not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up...

sometimes i wake up and go... dang, i am late to work again... and than i realize i am in my office already...

i have decided that i want to buy me a limo.... that way i can just drive around town like i am some type of a celebrity or something. also, i can put www.ipartywithlarry.com on the side of the limo which would be free advertising.

sometimes though, i wonder what it is that i am actually advertising... only thing i can really come up with is that i am trying to sell myself... or maybe, just maybe, i am hoping to meet a girl... i know it sounds little bit over the top to go to this length to meet a girl, but that is what i am good at... going way overboard...

i am thinking about purchasing an advertising space on one of those huge highway signs... it will say... larry kim, a man of integrity, "i may lie, but i will not lie about it."

people will look at the sign and think that i am running for some type of state office, but in fact, i am just advertising myself. maybe some girl will see the sign and go... hey, maybe i will date him... i don't know...

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it Lar!

September 21, 2006 at 1:05 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

One thing, though, never again mention the word "Moncheche." That whole thing can just be considered the "beta".

If you can't find a limo, I have a nice hearse you can use. I don't know what to do with it. My dad used it like a truck and now it's just sitting in my driveway, making me look all Mississippi redneck.

September 21, 2006 at 4:07 PM  
Blogger Lilly said...

Larry is making this stuff up. It's GOOD STUFF too!!! haha..

Larry, as your biggest fan, surely you must know that I adore you. :)
Gosh, you look so cute in your space suit!!

Steve, if larry doesn't want the hearse, i'll make you an offer!

September 21, 2006 at 9:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you do stand-up? You should. Great space suit. I think that is what you should wear for your billboard image. Then women will think you are a political astronaut who drives a hearse. Chicks will dig it.

September 22, 2006 at 7:59 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

jules, you crazy anonymous person you. love you!

steve, hmmm... hearse could work if it was painted properly... do you have pictures?

lilly, actually, i didn't make this picture up either. it's this girl at work. she is helping me come up with paper cut out image of me to distribute to general public... look for it at your local wal-mart soon...

laurzeilei, i should do stand up... i would do it if the audience was composed of 90% women. some guys just really hate me... really...

September 22, 2006 at 8:55 AM  
Anonymous laurzeilei said...

Ok, well let's say we do a show together because my audience would be composed of 90% men. some women just really hate me...really...

September 22, 2006 at 10:40 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

okay, you are on... laurzeilei

September 22, 2006 at 1:17 PM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

MONCHECHE!

*ducking*

September 22, 2006 at 7:33 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

I needs me sum of dat 'ROCKET MAN'..

September 23, 2006 at 3:16 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

okay, hot mama, how do you guys even remember that stuff? ummm... i would try to defend my honor, but what's the point...

i was the grand master of moncheches, however, i am happy to say that i resigned as soon as they got "out of control"

granny, i am on my way... you better have your $3.50, cuz that's how much this rocket man costs...

September 25, 2006 at 8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry, I'd vote for you! Please run for President.

September 25, 2006 at 1:23 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

catherine, thanks... your vote is all i need. ;-)

September 25, 2006 at 1:42 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

I'ma breakin into my piggy bank RIGHT NOW!!

September 25, 2006 at 4:57 PM  

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