babies are kind of like people, just smaller
the purpose of life is to fight maturity... dick werthimer
i share an office with this guy who is having a baby soon. except it's really not him that is doing anything, it is his wife who is pregnant. anyway, people are coming into my office asking if they had the baby yet... i am getting a bit tired of this. i really am not much of getting excited about baby showers or wedding showers or coming out of the closet parties or whatever... i just am not much of celebrating something i don't care about.
anyway, so when someone came into my office asking about the baby, here is what i told him...
"yes, i have some good news. his wife is dilated to 62 centimeters with contractions every twenty seconds. it turned out her mucus plug is defective and the doctors had to use some clear silicone sealant. apparently her water broke and caused a small flooding in the hospital"
i don't think they will ask me any more questions...
i share an office with this guy who is having a baby soon. except it's really not him that is doing anything, it is his wife who is pregnant. anyway, people are coming into my office asking if they had the baby yet... i am getting a bit tired of this. i really am not much of getting excited about baby showers or wedding showers or coming out of the closet parties or whatever... i just am not much of celebrating something i don't care about.
anyway, so when someone came into my office asking about the baby, here is what i told him...
"yes, i have some good news. his wife is dilated to 62 centimeters with contractions every twenty seconds. it turned out her mucus plug is defective and the doctors had to use some clear silicone sealant. apparently her water broke and caused a small flooding in the hospital"
i don't think they will ask me any more questions...
posted by larrykim | 9:42 AM
4 Comments:
LMAO!! good thinking!
You ROCK larrykim! You ROCK!
Sounds like she's going to need a new clutch and throwout bearing soon.
You always were so shy about messing with people.
thanks, lilly... that actually is my favorite comment... you rock.
memphis steve... i have no idea what she needs, i just know what i need... and i need a lot.
Have you tried getting the Hooters girls all liquored up? Sometimes that works.
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