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Friday, August 11, 2006

babies are kind of like people, just smaller

the purpose of life is to fight maturity... dick werthimer

i share an office with this guy who is having a baby soon. except it's really not him that is doing anything, it is his wife who is pregnant. anyway, people are coming into my office asking if they had the baby yet... i am getting a bit tired of this. i really am not much of getting excited about baby showers or wedding showers or coming out of the closet parties or whatever... i just am not much of celebrating something i don't care about.

anyway, so when someone came into my office asking about the baby, here is what i told him...

"yes, i have some good news. his wife is dilated to 62 centimeters with contractions every twenty seconds. it turned out her mucus plug is defective and the doctors had to use some clear silicone sealant. apparently her water broke and caused a small flooding in the hospital"

i don't think they will ask me any more questions...

4 Comments:

Blogger Lilly said...

LMAO!! good thinking!

You ROCK larrykim! You ROCK!

August 11, 2006 at 12:39 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Sounds like she's going to need a new clutch and throwout bearing soon.

You always were so shy about messing with people.

August 11, 2006 at 3:31 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

thanks, lilly... that actually is my favorite comment... you rock.

memphis steve... i have no idea what she needs, i just know what i need... and i need a lot.

August 14, 2006 at 8:53 AM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Have you tried getting the Hooters girls all liquored up? Sometimes that works.

August 18, 2006 at 9:05 AM  

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