sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

the mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of hell, and a hell of heaven... john milton

i was just thinking... if i were anything other than a human being, what would i want to be... i think i would want to be either a tree or a bear. i would want to be a tree because i wouldn't have to do anything and no one will ask me to do anything for them. but i like the bear idea too because you get to hibernate all winter. i also like honey and salmon. i especially like honey glazed salmon filet with spinach orzo pasta. i also like thin, crispy calamari with zesty pizzaiola and basil pesto aioli sauces for dipping... but i guess bears don't really eat their salmon that way and they don't seem to like fried food or sauce... oh well... maybe i like being a human...