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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

a good looking guy's flirting is an ugly guy's sexual harassment suit

two julies share an office and i stop by and talk to them at least once a day.

last week at julie's office as i walk in...

julie #1: hey, i like the pants you got on today!

julie #2: yeah, it makes your butt look good.

julie #1: you have been working out, haven't you?

me: yeah...

julie #1: we can tell. when you get ready to leave, we want you to walk out very slowly so we can watch your butt.

julie #2: do you think we are sexually harassing larry?

julie #1: oh, don't worry about that. larry sexually harasses all women. haven't you seen his blog?

me: doh!

today, i walked into julie's office...

julie: look at you! look at your outfit! you look like you stepped right out of the banana republic catalog.

me: really?

julie: yeah, most of guys would look gay in that outfit.

anyway, so i killed her and dumped her body in the nearby river.


Blogger Angry Gnome said...


October 18, 2006 at 2:57 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Women in government jobs can't be guilty of sexual harassment. It's even written in the harassment policy. Just be greatful if the Julies aren't unattractive 'cause when I was at NTI the office sexual predator was an ugly skanky thing who liked giving unrequested massages to young guys while we were trying to work. She made me want to puke. I believe her name was Laura.

October 19, 2006 at 2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh. Needed that.

October 19, 2006 at 5:41 PM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

I'm so sorry. I know it makes you feel as though those women don't take you seriously when they comment on your appearance. After all, you're not there to be their eye candy!


Now turn around and let me check out that ass :)

October 20, 2006 at 7:56 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

angry gnome, first of all, i think your name is cool. my fantasy baseball team name is angry elves. my fantasy football team name is mad midgets, and my fantasy hockey team name is disgruntled dwarlves. i think we have something in common. love for the little guys...

steve, i am happy to say that they are not unattractive. as a matter of fact, i would go as far as to say that they are rather attractive. i don't want to say any more than that because they sometimes read my blog and i don't want them to think that i like them or something.

flower, i am glad you stopped by, but above all, i am glad that i have made you laugh. life is good...

biscuit, what happened to jy? anyway, you can check it out all you want, but please don't squeeze the charmin...

October 20, 2006 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger Cynic with Flair said...

Well, at least it sounds like the world is one less Julie now...just pin it on BTK.

You might want to wear baggier pants, and less make-up. Quit bringing sexy back and all that stuff.

October 20, 2006 at 9:35 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

cynic, what is btk?

anyway, i don't wear make-up. i do however, manicure, pedicure, and exfoliate... oh yeah, and brazilian wax...

October 22, 2006 at 1:55 PM  
Blogger Cynic with Flair said...

Oh man, LK, I thought you would know BTK. He's a famous serial killer. Google it in between bathroom trips...

Finally, a man who does Brazilian wax! It's about time!

October 23, 2006 at 9:32 PM  
Blogger larrykim said...

oh yeah, i know who btk is. he is freaky even for my standards. i prefer someone like dexter... darkly dreaming dexter. i just read that book. it is distrubingly funny. you should check it out!

October 24, 2006 at 8:53 AM  

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