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i am an addict of laughter and also sadness. i guess basically i am very confused...

Friday, October 20, 2006

one sick puppy

i started to feel kind of sick yesterday afternoon, so i went home.

every thirty minutes, i had to go to the bathroom. i was peeing out of my butt all night. i think this happened because i wrote about diarrhea last week.

anyway, at one point i was thinking... geez... i need to get some sleep and i can't be going to the bathroom every thirty minutes... so, i decided mayde i should stuff my butt with something, something like a cork. then i thought... what about a tampon? so, as i was inserting "easy glide light day" tampon up my butt (i have a sensitive butt and did not want to try the regular one), my wife walks in the bedroom. so, i am like... this is not what it looks like... i just wanted to get some sleep..

(this story has been embellished a little... just a little. i don't have a wife)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is just gross!


October 20, 2006 at 2:03 PM  
Blogger it's the little things said...

How do you know you have a sensitive butt? Hmmmmm?

October 20, 2006 at 2:12 PM  
Blogger Angry Gnome said...

Ah Larry, you go girl!

October 20, 2006 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger Cynic with Flair said...

I bet you don't have a wife after that incident.

And like littlethings said, how do you know?

October 20, 2006 at 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some private moments like this are best kept hush-hush, Larry!

October 22, 2006 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger larrykim said...

come on, julie, you love it!

little things, ummm... well, i think somethings you just know. i don't think i need to goto jail to find out that i don't enjoy having a boyfriend....

angry gnome, thanks, you are my cheerleader... block that kick!

cynic, if i was married, i think my wife probably would have enjoyed that moment...

laurz, don't you realize that i am an exhibitionist. didn't you get my pictures? ha!

October 22, 2006 at 1:50 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Oooh, one of the Julies was here!

October 25, 2006 at 5:40 PM  

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