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i am an addict of laughter and also sadness. i guess basically i am very confused...

Sunday, September 26, 2004

in my world...

in my world...
love abundantly,
drowning me
till i can't breathe no more...

in my world...
love unwavering,
anger and hate
carried away by the wind...

we are...
gods and slaves,
creating, destroying,
bound by wants...

we are...
kings and devils,
angered, hating
crowned without blood...

i am...
less than
i want to be,
my world has made me that way...

i am...
greater than
i want to be,
love has made me this way...

Friday, September 17, 2004

what's in a name...

hurricane ivan hit us yesterday. well, actually, it kinda missed us. anyway, it really wasn't much of a hurricane if you ask me. i guess with name like ivan the terrible, i expected a worse. so, i hear next one is named gene. i couldn't help but wonder, what the heck kinda wimpy name is gene for a hurricane? it sure sounds more like a tropical depression or passive aggressive rain storm. i mean i know they do this alphabetical order thingy, so a name that starts with g and scary... why not use something like genghis kahn.... hurriacane genghis kahn... now, that my friend is scary.

i would be running around screaming genghis kahn is coming, genghis kahn is coming, run for your lives!!!

or how about using serial killer names like jeffery dahmer, a hurricane that took a bite outta ya.

hurricane jack the ripper, a hurricane that will rip your heart and your roofing.

hurricane charles manson, a hurricane that just went crazy.

hurricane ted bundy, a hurricane that will blow away your blouse and your skirt.

still there are more names like hurricane david berkowitz or hurricane john lynch or hurricane john wayne gacy...
... wow, that is too dang scary. i think almost soiled my pants.

i better go to bed, i hope i don't have nightmares....

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

new tshirt idea

i am back from my trip to new york, and i just haven't had the motivation to write. i am not sure what is wrong with me. anyway, so i decided to just toss in an idea and see what everyone thinks about it.

as you know i have these tshirts that say "i party with larry" across the chest area. well, i was thinking... maybe next set of these tshirts, i will have them make it in braille. so it would be like ".. . :. :: .. . : .: :: .."

here is my thought... what is it that you have to feel to be able to understand? that is braille. and then i thought, what do people want to feel? well, i know what i want to feel and that is womenses' breastieses. so, why not combine the two? what do you think?

P.S. i would like to apologize once again to my mom and suzanne. this is really not my idea of fun, but i have to entertain these folks who find these things funny for some reason. bunch of sickos!